Thursday, January 14, 2016

Hilarious Laws We Never Studied in School

* Law of equality:
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal you in 5 minutes!
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* Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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* Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
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* Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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* Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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* Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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* Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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* Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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* Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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* Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last.
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* Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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* Law of Proposal:
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one.
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* Law of getting late:
When you reach early for something it will never start on time
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* Law of exam:
If you didn't read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only.


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Friday, January 1, 2016

Happy New Year



Isaiah 43
18 Remember ye not the former things, neither consider the things of old.
19 Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it? I will even make a way in the wilderness, and rivers in the desert.


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